Hey Baby...What's Your Sign?

The time has come for me to come out.
"DAYUM!" you may be thinking. "She has already come out as atheist AND agoraphobic! What else does this person have in her closet?"

Well here it is:
I am a single, never-married, heterosexual woman.
There. I have said it. What a weight off my buxom bosom.

I am in no way mocking the LGBTQ community. I am the biggest champion of human rights and